Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.
i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train
The Witch of the Woodlands, 1655
My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.
Every plant I have dies…
According to an old lady in a old ass village in Palestine you a bitch then
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Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
Anonymous asked:
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sorry i was chillin
shit now i remember why i joined tumblr
color / contrast
good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume
I can’t wait to become a kindergarten teacher and my employers find all my bdsm porn on here
NO WAY LMAO
I’M DONE
Yesssssss
For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this
I AM DONE
Lidia Timoshenko, Tatiana and Onegin, date unknown
gearing up
Paris, France
“Communism, homosexuality and chocolate bread”
Mittelberg, Austria
unclefather